From the latest edition of Idiot Parents and their Doomed Offspring...

Deborah Campbell, 25, said she phoned in her order last week to the ShopRite. When she told the bakery department she wanted her son's name spelled out, she was told to talk to a supervisor, who denied the request.

Why would the bakery at ShopRite do that? These idiots named their son Adolph Hitler. And just to show that they didn't favor one child over another, their daughter is named JoyceLynn Aryan Nation Campbell and Honszlynn Hinler Jeannie Campbell. (do you get the feeling that they are too stupid to realize that the name was supposed to be Himmler?

Can't get a cake from ShopRite. Boo fuckin hoo. Nice work, your kids are doomed.